Top 5 Life Lessons According to Ron Swanson

See below and bask in the wisdom that is Ron Swanson.

I'm going to pull this one out next time someone goes all socialism in class...

Easily the most memorable and easy-to-quote phrase :)

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These are my feelings whenever I'm at Lou's..

Top 5 Things I Don't Do (and that's okay)

Every library science student seems to be into these five things except me...and I am totally cool with that.

5. Tom's Shoes

4. Sherlock

3. Doctor Who

2. Trying to sound more cultured than their fellow students

1. Knitting: because seriously every girl seems to do it...all the damn time

Top 5 Underrated Christmas Songs

Last year I aired my grievances against the worst  Christmas songs that have been churned out but this year it's time for some positivity (something I rarely say).

1. "Fairytale of New York"--The Pogues
Nothing says Christmas like ending up in a drunk tank and calling each other nasty names.

2. "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight)"--The Ramones
Because, let's face it, no one wants an argumentative Christmas but everyone wants to spend it with The Ramones.

3. The entire "Three Ships" album--Jon Anderson
Masterpiece from start to finish.

4. "Riu Chiu"--The Monkees
I don't understand the words but it's divine nonetheless.

5. "The Christmas Song"--Weezer
Are they on this list because they're my favorite band? Yes. Does this song also kick Christmas ass? Heck yes.