Top 5 Things I Learned by 7 am

5. Only one guy works at the gas station by my apartment at all hours of the day.

4. Either BK's dining room doesn't open at 6 with the rest of it or they are mad lazy.

3.  Construction next door can start as early as 6:30 am--SIX THIRTY!!!! Wwwwhaaaat?

2. Jeb Bush is officially running for president. Last I checked the presidency was not dynasty.  To quote Mr. Bingley in 'Lost in Austen': "What fresh lunacy is this, sir?"

1. The commuter rail is even more depressing than the bus--seriously.

Top 5 Life Lessons According to Ron Swanson

See below and bask in the wisdom that is Ron Swanson.

I'm going to pull this one out next time someone goes all socialism in class...

Easily the most memorable and easy-to-quote phrase :)

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These are my feelings whenever I'm at Lou's..

Top 5 Things I Don't Do (and that's okay)

Every library science student seems to be into these five things except me...and I am totally cool with that.

5. Tom's Shoes

4. Sherlock

3. Doctor Who

2. Trying to sound more cultured than their fellow students

1. Knitting: because seriously every girl seems to do it...all the damn time