Intro to Paris

Just landed and so far an airport is an airport! Only 64 degrees here, though (boo). Will post more when something actually happens.  P.s. This will be my Paris travel blog as long as I have wifi.

Top 5 Things I Learned by 7 am

5. Only one guy works at the gas station by my apartment at all hours of the day.

4. Either BK's dining room doesn't open at 6 with the rest of it or they are mad lazy.

3.  Construction next door can start as early as 6:30 am--SIX THIRTY!!!! Wwwwhaaaat?

2. Jeb Bush is officially running for president. Last I checked the presidency was not dynasty.  To quote Mr. Bingley in 'Lost in Austen': "What fresh lunacy is this, sir?"

1. The commuter rail is even more depressing than the bus--seriously.

Top 5 Life Lessons According to Ron Swanson

See below and bask in the wisdom that is Ron Swanson.

I'm going to pull this one out next time someone goes all socialism in class...

Easily the most memorable and easy-to-quote phrase :)

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These are my feelings whenever I'm at Lou's..