Top 5 Activities More Exciting Than Work Training

While I haven't done any of the below activities, I'm convinced they HAVE to be more exciting (and productive) than training on new systems for your job.

1. Arm wrestling an elephant

2. Shoveling dog poo

3. Cleaining a toilet with a toothbrush

4. 1000 jumping jacks

5. Watch billiards for 24 hours straight

The one activity that does not beat sitting through training is sitting through a 'Twilight' movie.

Top 5 Justifiable Disney Lawsuits

So we all know that Disney is an evil corporation bent on sucking your soul from your body.  Well, maybe not your soul, but definitely your money.  We all know this, yet we keep going to their theme parks.  DANG THEM and their awesome parks!  Anyway, here are five Disney lawsuits that were justifiably filed against La Disney.

1. After a visitor was trapped on "It's a Small World" for 40 minutes, they began legal proceedings against Disney.

2. A visitor rode Tower of Terror 50 times in one day and Disney decided to ban her.  Apparently this visitor had done it more than once and Disney did NOT want their guests to have too much fun.

3. After a Sikh employee was not allowed to wear their turban, he sued Disney for racial prejudice.

4. After their child fell off a Disney moat ride, their parents sued Disney for $1.5 million over safety measures.

5. After a Monorail crash in 2009 led to the death of her son, the mother sued Disney for wrongful death.

Top 5 Songs About the Ft. Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce

#1-5. "The Ft. Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce" by Elvis Presley

CLASSIC

(and by "classic" I mean "excessively lame")