Friday, May 26, 2017

Top 5 Movies from 1987 (Thirty, Flirty, & Thriving, Part 1)

Yours truly turns 30 this year *cue gasps of disbelief* and in preparation for my sweet birthday gala, here is Part One of my 'Thirty, Flirty, & Thriving' blog series in honor of the year of my birth--1987. Shoulder pads, big hair, and sensual jazz solos will have their day, but today is for MOVIES!

*Disclaimer, there are tons of movies released in this glorious year, but these are the best of the ones I have seen.  Ergo, Wall Street and Harry and the Hendersons are noticeably absent*

5. 3 Men and a Baby


Gutenberg, Ted Danson, and Tom Selleck's majestic 'stache...and a baby, of course.

Fave quote (because I always think of this when reading something to a baby)
Peter: [reading a review of a boxing match in a hushed, storytelling way] The champ caught Smith with a savage left hook...
Michael: What are you reading her?
Peter: [responding to Michael in same tone] It doesn't matter what I read, it's the tone you use.  She doesn't understand the words anyway, now where were we?

Check out that radical 80s font!


4. Moonstruck



Cher is a national treasure and Nic Cage is, arguably, the best worst actor to ever walk to earth.

Fave quote
Old Man: [uncomfortable silence at kitchen table] Someone, tell a joke...

*bonus Cage fun here*



3. The Princess Bride


This movie has everything: romance, adventure, rodents of unusual size, and Billy Crystal but the best thing about it is that, thought it's 30 years old, it doesn't show it's age a bit.

Fave quote
Miracle Max: Get back, witch!
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!



Is this movie dated?  Sure.  But COME ON!  It has Steve Martin AND John Candy!  You honestly can't get much better (except, arguably, for the movie at #1).

Fave quote
Motel Clerk: Do you have seventeen dollars and a good watch?
Del Griffith: No, I don't.  I have uh...two dollars...and a Casio.


*Bonus gif because I love you*




I don't care that The Last Emperor won the Best Movie Oscar this year, Spaceballs is the real winner in my book.

Fave Quote #1
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!  Which is what you are about to become.



Fave Quote #2 (because this movie rules)
Colonel Sandurz: Are we being to literal?
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders.  We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it. (shouts to Troopers) Found anything yet?
Trooper with Comb: Nothing yet, sir.
Dark Helmet: How about you?
Trooper with Second Comb: Not a thing, sir.
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Trooper with Afro Comb: We ain't found shit!




For a list of other movies released in 1987, click here