Sunday, August 31, 2014

Top 5 Things I Learned About Mötley Crüe Fans

1) They lose their minds over fire.

2) They don't mind that their lead singer is a fat caricature of his former self.

3) Objectifying women is cool. You know their two "backup singers" perform only one function in the vertical position and the rest are, well, not.

4) They unironically throw up devil horns.

5) They smoke a lot of skunky pot.

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