So, it's my first posting. At the suggestion of the handsome Andres, people may want to read what I have to say. I tend to think maybe not, but we shall see. In the spirit of the best movie ever created, "High Fidelity," I plan to feature unique top five lists in a variety of categories. Here are top 5 lists you will NOT see on Miss Molnarium's Wonder Emporium:
1. Top 5 Cat Breeds
2. Top 5 Reasons Why Twilight Rules
3. Top 5 Movies Starring Renee Zellweger
4. Top 5 Ways to Be Awesome at Your Job
5. Top 5 Reasons Why "Family Guy" is Super Original
What you may find, however, are the following:
1. Top 5 Ways to Avoid Cats at All Costs
2. Top 5 Things to Do to Your Copy of "Twilight"
3. Top 5 Reasons Why I Would Be a Better Movie Star than Renee Zellweger
4. Top 5 Ways to Slack Off at Your Job (but still look busy)
5. Top 5 Ways that "Family Guy" is a total rip off of "South Park" (the greatest show ever created)
To avoid an ENTIRE post of only top five's I will sign off for now.
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