1. They can go on shows, like "America's Got Talent," have a mediocre skill, and get passed through to the next round. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE OLD!
Case in point: Granny G
2. They have seen way more sh*t than us young folks have, so they HAVE to have awesome stories to tell. If not, they hold no purpose for me.
3. They worked in factories and have real jobs. They grew up when men were men and divorce was not an option. If you talked back to mom or dad, you got a slap on the bottom and it wasn't child abuse--it was good old fashioned discipline.
4. Old couples who are married 50+ years are the cutest people ever. Period.
5. They tend to give you cash for even minor life achievements. Lost a tooth? "Here's a quarter." Good report card? "Here's a dollar for your college fund, sonny." High school graduation? "Here's a check for $50--go wild."
In summation, old people may smell funny, may be terrible drivers, and may be cranky, but their awesomeness outweighs their stench...most of the time.
I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
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Haha I thought before I read this I would have a place to gripe about all the old biddies at the salon, yet when put in this fashion, it makes me feel guilty for wanting to lifting a couple floor tiles here and there to obstruct their shuffling path. They truly are a magnificent people.
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They can be annoying at times, though. I can see your point :) My years out of retail have subdued my hatred of all people by a sliver.
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