1. Since I could realistically die any day, I would pretty much say whatever I wanted.
2. Two words: cane knife
3. My excuse for any mistake or indiscretion would be "I'm old."
4. I will have 5000 records I can sell to pay for my respirator.
5. On a serious note, I can go to college for free.
Next up: why old people rule
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