Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Top 5 Reasons Why I Can't Wait to Be Old

1. Since I could realistically die any day, I would pretty much say whatever I wanted.

2. Two words: cane knife

3. My excuse for any mistake or indiscretion would be "I'm old."

4. I will have 5000 records I can sell to pay for my respirator.

5. On a serious note, I can go to college for free.

Next up: why old people rule

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